Things I noticed...
I got roped into watching American Idol for one performance last night and without having watched any other episodes I am going to make a prediction. The fat kid with the horrible NECK beard, and LUDICROUSLY skinny stashe is going to win: http://idolonfox.com/contestants/scott_savol/
There was a segment on last night's episode where they interviewed his parents who labeled their son as a "regular joe." Give the guy some credit. His face is so chubby that he has trouble opening his eyes and has lost all ability to show expression when he is performing. Of course Simon blasted him at the end with a comment like this: "Pack your bags you portly louse." Paula Abdul wasn't available to comment because she was looking for her Vicodin prescription so MC Skat Kat from the Opposite's Attract video stood in for her :http://www.mushy.co.uk/Online%20pics/Skat%20Kat%20full.jpg .
Despite being ripped apart by the panel I still believe he is going win because he has something that Record Execs seek: a white man who sings like a black man. Being able to market a big cuddly white guy who can sing like Luther Vandross is a record company's dream.
I was talking to some Scranton University Alumni this past weekend and they revealed to me that John Basedow's nephew attended Scranton and had some interesting things to say about his wax uncle. Apparently Basedow is a total asshole! Am I upset? No...in fact my love for Basedow grows after hearing such news. His nephew mentioned that he makes an ass of himself around the holidays. At thanksgiving he shits on everyone at the dinner table for not being in shape. When someone picks up the gravy boat he lets out a sigh of disgust if he feels they aren't fit enough. When someone asks for seconds he looks at them with a twisted look on his face and quips, "SECONDS?" The only good thing about Basedow and thanksgiving is that he chases down the turkey and kills it with his bare hands before the feast. He then wipes the turkey blood all over his face doesn't wash it off when the family sits down to eat.
In case you forgot this is Basedow: http://www.sports-point.com/images/John%20Basedow.jpg
Pic of Basedow before he ripped through the tsunami:http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://photos2.flickr.com/3074747_861ae03fd9_t.jpg&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/petroleumjelliffe/tags/tsunami/&h=92&w=100&sz=4&tbnid=5kkj9PXlOL4J:&tbnh=70&tbnw=76&start=40&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohn%2Bbasedow%26start%3D20%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN
(That link is long I know, but sooooo worth it)
Van Damme reveals what he really is...a :
The guys at top are shooting estremely close to one another:
Wow...the subliminal sex isn't so subliminal here:
Word to your mother
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