Tuesday, May 31, 2005

I'm a real live wire

CRACKING AWAY

San Francisco hosts self-pleasure marathon Reuters - Sun May 29, 1:51 AM ET
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - San Francisco's Center for Sex and Culture played host on Saturday to the city's annual "Masturbate-a-thon," an event its organizers said could draw up to 120 people from across the United States aiming to have a good time with themselves.


They should go to all the catholic grade schools around the country and round up every male eight- grader making the number rise IONS above 120. Most young males have held their own self pleasure marathons when they stay home "sick" from school for a day. It's hard to stay focused when you are home alone watching the Price is Right and the camera suddenly goes from the leathery Bob Barker to a hot floor model spreading eagle on a Dodge Stratus.

Brooke Shields obviously read my previous post about Tom Cruise...and you should too since, unlike me, you didn't have work yesterday.

Shields Attacks Cruise for Criticizing Her Drug Use
Actress Brooke Shields has lambasted former pal Tom Cruise for criticizing her "misguided" use of drugs to combat her post-natal depression. Cruise - who claims to have helped people fight drug addictions through his controversial Scientology religion - recently attacked the Suddenly Susan star for becoming dependant on Paxil, following the birth of her daughter Rowan. But Shields is disgusted by the Top Gun star's "dangerous" comments and took a swipe at his Scientology beliefs, by saying she wouldn't take advice from someone who devotes his life to creatures from outer space. She fumes, "His comments are dangerous. He should stick to saving the world from aliens." Shields is currently weaning herself off her medication so she and husband Chris Henchy can have another child.

Random thoughts and questions

Why do I sweat rap music?

*I went and saw the GZA last Thursday in Philly. He came out around 1 AM and was obviously drunk and called some white dude, who was asking for an autograph in the front row HARRY POTTER! If I was black I would assume that all white nerds were "Harry Potters." White people call all black nerds "Steve Urkels". http://www.overspun.com/images/urkel.jpeg

Why am I fan of the NBA?

Why will I watch the same episodes of MTV's the Inferno 47 times a piece?

Why was Rob and Amber's fucking wedding on TV?

Why has Sean Marion shot only about 15 times in the series against the Spurs?

POSTER TIME!!!!!!!!!!

Just got signed by the Eagles:
http://www.impawards.com/1998/air_bud_golden_receiver_ver2.html

Cue ridiculous Guitar riff and saxaphone :

http://www.impawards.com/1998/lethal_weapon_four_ver3.html

BIG...piece of crap:

http://www.impawards.com/1998/small_soldiers_ver3.html

PEACE Kids



6 comments:

KC said...

ANYBODY...anybody

jackbrizzity said...

Lethal Weapon 4 has a dynamite cast. That masterbation shit was sweet, sign me up. WHAT UP KC, whip it out brutha

Suz said...

Hoe cute is the Eagles new player?

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