Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Truth hits everybody

Raw Goods:

From an ABC Newsfeed:
A ROBOT SUIT HAS BEEN DEVELOPED IN JAPAN AND WILL BE UNVEILED AT THE WORLD EXPO THERE NEXT MONTH. THE RESULT OF 10 YEARS WORK, THE SUIT INTEGRATES MECHANICS, BIONICS AND ROBOTICS THAT WILL GIVE ITS WEARER FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT AND SUPER STRENGTH. MORE FROM ABC'S JON BASCOM.

VERBATIM: BASCOM: 30 YEARS AGO TV WRITERS IMAGINED A BIONIC, SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN NATS: "GENTLEMEN WE CAN REBUILD HIM...WE HAVE THE ECHNOLOGY... BASCOM: NOW A SCIENTIST IN JAPAN HAS CREATED A SUIT NICKNAMED HAL... NATS: "JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING , DAVE?" BASCOM: NO, NOT THAT HAL, THIS STANDS FOR HYBRID ASSISTIVE LIMB. IT'S AN EXOSKELETON THAT STRAPS MOTORS TO YOUR LEGS AND ARMS. SENSORS ON YOUR SKIN. A COMPUTER IN YOUR BACKPACK. THE SENSORS DETECT WHEN YOU WANT TO MOVE A MUSCLE AND THE SUIT DOES IT. A POTENTIAL BOON FOR THE ELDERLY OR PEOPLE WITH SPINAL CORD INJURIES. JON BASCOM, ABC NEWS.


A picture:http://dn-weekly.kiev.ua/photo/1103296105JAPAN-ROBOT-SUIT_AFP.jpg

Have you ever seen Terminator 2 people? If you don't think that this has been military tested you're fooling yourself. Ohhh... Google Images comes through again with further proof:http://dica35.donga.com/zero/data/military/BLEEX.jpg . This suit will help the wearer obtain "super powers" and will make you so lazy that it moves your legs for you. And I thought Segways were a sign of the apocalypse:http://www.cyril.redhummer.com/Segway/Segway%20004.jpg .
These "exoskeletons" will be available to the public within the next couple years and will range from 14,000 to 19,000 beans. This means that they will show up on MTV cribs and rappers will start tricking them out to one up one another. When Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan start sporting one they will be covered in pink rhinestones. Can't you just see Baby from Cash Money Millionaires walking around his mansion in his "plantinum plated exo" He will
rapping:
"Make sure your right when you see them hoes
I keep em excited with that platinum plated EXO"

Shaq already has one:http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0103/13/steel.jpg

I was watching Top Gun the other day and two things struck me funny. First was the ridiculous amount of sweating that went on during this movie. Was this done to heighten intensity? I have no idea, but I do know that I have never seen more sweat beads dripping off actors who weren't in a porno. The other thing that I always notice is that the lone black pilot's name is: SUNDOWN. http://www.aviatorsunglasses.net/images/top_gun2.jpg . Come on brother! The result of all of this is the actor who played SUNDOWN was the supporting character on Walker Texas Ranger. Clarence Gilyard played the sheriff who was able to communicate with Chuck Norris through ESP. Here you go: http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10102000/10102198.jpg .

POSTER TIME !!!!!!!!

A reason to get up in the morning:
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10120000/10120544.jpg

Why isn't Reynolds still a big star?:
http://www.impawards.com/1973/shamus.html

New Jersey:
http://www.impawards.com/1981/blood_beach_ver1.html

I'm out like the Whooping Cough

10 comments:

KC said...

Don't you people like robot stories...come on nerds get so excited that you need a puff from your inahlers

madison's favorite son said...

top gun is my favorite homo-erotic movie. Thomas and the Magic Railroad is my second favorite.

KC said...

I would have to say the lord of the rings trilogy is maybe the most homo erotic of them all. little people prouncing on a bed screaming GANDALF!!!!!

madison's favorite son said...

you're absolutely right. i remember drinking at the theatre while watching the third one and my buddy yelled out- "just fuck him mr. frodo! put sam out of his msiery." true story.

ERL said...

i love that you post something at like 3 am and then post a comment at 543 am saying why hasnt anyone commented --- between the hours of 3 and 6 AM. ive also had about 3 hours of sleep recently, so that could be why i find that amusing.

um, how about the outsiders?? #1 - the book was written by a WOMAN taking a MAN'S name. #2 - matt dillon in tight pants.

KC said...

I think everyone gets themselves chemically aletered for those movies

KC said...

I know ERL i have blog envy...i work such weird hours and grow lonely. i hardly sleep either...nas said sleep is the cousin of death...he knows everything

ERL said...

nas is a lyrical genius.

KC said...

as are you

jackbrizzity said...

This exo-skeloton reminds me of spiderman 2. Without spidy, we will be doomed!