Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Picture blood baths in elevator shafts

Peeping Tom Pulled From Outhouse Tank
Tue Jun 28, 6:38 PM ET
ALBANY, N.H. - A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.
"We had to decontaminate him," said Capt. Jon Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department, adding that firefighters hosed the man down before police handcuffed him. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material," Hebert said.
Moody was charged with criminal trespass. Hebert said he could face more charges.
Moody was freed on bail for a July 19 appearance in Northern Carroll County District Court in North Conway.

That's what perverts are reduced to if they live in Maine. There is no internet in Maine so they have to get pooped on to get a quality ass shot. I still am having trouble picturing this. Imagine sitting down to drop some heat and there is some creep smiling up at you! How do you raise someone who spends their time hiding in outhouses?


Andrew Bogut was the number one pick in the draft last night, and I truly don't think this guy will be superstar, and I will tell you why. When the players are selected they post some fun facts about them while Stuart Scott sits to talk with the new NBAers. How does Stuart Scott's assholeness increase every second he speaks? ANYWAY, Bogut's favorite food was listed as SOUP. SOUP...could you be more stale? At least throw a chicken noodle in front of that! Might as well listed your favorite food as Carbohydrates or Meat. He is never going to reach that superstar status because of his horrible favorite food choice. On the other hand Charlie Villanueva listed his favorite food as "weed brownies."


madison's favorite son said...

i wonder how many cocks that toilet-guy saw before he got to her?

John Spartan said...

HA...true saan. How long do you think this guy had to wait in there?
Soup is a pretty stale favorite food. What a jerk

KC said...

He saw alot of doubt. HE didnt get caught till a girl was in there. Maybe he was looking for the cock?

Kat said...

Maybe Bogut is even MORE interesting than you realize, perhaps he was quoting from Best in Show: "We have so much in common, we both like soup, snow peas. We like to talk, and not talk. Sometimes we could not talk all night, and still find thing to NOT talk about"

Just a thought.

And, man now I feel ripped off, no one has ever wanted to see my business bad enough to stand in waste. Next time my stalker rides past my house I am gonna give him a piece of my mind.