My recent ass prolbems that I have been having: sore ass, bloody TP, overall discomfort...it was suggested that I should start taking metamucil. You know those fiber pills that look like dirt from the school yard in little plastic capsules. Well you are told to take 6 of these horse pills at a time. So I have been taking these things for about 2 days and I hadn't seen any sort of significant change. I actually have been more constipated that usual, which was worrying me. The metamucil is supposed to soften your "stool" to make it easier on the way out. I felt like my shit was coming out in the form of the huge die that they give you with the cattegories game. You know it's hard and 26 sided.
Nothing is something...there is no such thing as doing nothing because it is something. If someone says to you, "what did you do today?" you reply, "nothing." well that nothing is something. if something tastes bland you say it tastes like nothing...therefore the taste "nothing" becomes something. they should make a jelly belly bean flavor titled nothing. people would eat it and say hey...it DOES taste like nothing. So you should never feel lazy ever again.