Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Chris Weboooooooeerr

Once again Chris Webber is not sleeping tonight after yet another dismal performance as a Philadelphia 86er (If you don't get the 86er joke ask somebody who works in a restaurant). He drags that knee around like of of Qyntel Woods' pitbulls went to town on it. His facial expressions range from constipated to WHA HAPPENED? I actually am starting to feel bad for the guy to tell you the truth. He was treated like a golden god in Sacto, and now he comes to the city that hates you back. He looks shocked at the negativity that's surrounding him, and slipped out the back door last night when the press was ready to fire away at him. 8 points and 5 boards in 30 minutes of action. I am shocked he got 5 boards! Troy Murphy looked like Wilt Chamberlin last night, and Mike Dunleavy looked like a number 3 pick. You know things are bad when 2 white guys dominate. Negadelphians get ready to rumble because this isn't going to get any better. A.I. even said after the game, "things can only get worse." Not to mention he is subliminally taking shots at Webber in these post game press conferences. Have you noticed this? He is secretly breaking Weber down with comments about people on the team being "men" about the whole situation.
Iverson had five assists last night, but that number is moved to -7 because of his 12 turnovers. He was trying to do everything himself, and bringing Webber into the mix was supposed to end that gameplan. Wait a second...we don't even run an offense. I like when the lineup is McKie, Rogers, Korver, Jackson, and of course A.I. O'brien loves this lineup during crunch time. I also like to have 3 of the slowest players in the league (Aaron, Rodney, and Kyle), the unbelievable amount of shots that Jackson throws up, and 2 big men who don't play down low. Marc Jackson...love the Philly guy, but COME ON MAN! Do you have to shoot everytime the ball hits your hands? And those jumpers? Please play down low...please. The fans like when you scream like a fool when you shoot layups and grab rebounds. Rodney Rogers shouldn't have moved to the cheesesteak capital of the world either. His playing weight by next year? 342. Use some of that weight to mix it up a bit. Stop playing like the guy in the rec leagues who was awesome in high school, but is way too out of shape now to run or jump so you just resort to standing on the perimeter so you can shoot threes. I like O'brien as much as the next guy, but those 5 were the lineup when we were down to the Hotlanta Squawks with 3 minutes left in the game last Saturday.
So the questions continue to come flowing in, and the haters will always hate. HATE HATE HATE. Will we make the playoffs? Hopefully...will the Cavs? Most likely...at least we can still watch Lebron James when the regular season is over.

8 comments:

Mike Burns said...

Yeah, but Reid and Banner have made so many other good trades so we have to give them the benefit of the doubt. Wait, you're talking about the Sixers? WHY?

KC said...

BOOOurns...good to hear from you. I am one of the 32 NBA fans left in America. I just can't help it brother.

mburke7 said...

Look at the bright side, Josh Davis got a couple minute of PT, now if we could only have him, korver and bradley on the court at the same time I would buy season tickets.

GallagherRules said...

face it, the 10,9,8 76ers are going through their standard, "What's going on" phase. I bet a few players don't know DC and Mutumbo don't play here anymore. Even the announcers throw in a misplaced Rodney Buford reference. The teams a mess, but hey, I'm still a fan. I think CWebb will get into a flow after a few more games. He doesnt know his role yet.
By the way, Dalembert missed a chance to turn our whole season around. If he punched Zo in one of his purchased kidneys, philly would have lost it. We would have gone on a 20-0 win streak. Iversons hands actually catch fire during a game. Igua-holla-dolla jumps through the backboard. McKie brings out his janitors mop and cleans the court. All this while Rodney Rogers makes a porn at half court. MAN, i wish he did it.

Closk said...

I think that I may have the cure to our champiuonship woes. There is only one man who can solve the Sixers woes, or even the Flyers for that matter. Plus, I think he could help Smarty Jones win that elusive triple crown. Adding him would be like killing two birds with one stone or in this case, a spear. Tell me what you think about bringing in this guy.....

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/nhl/2002/1112/photo/bol_vt.jpg

KC said...

Dalembert should have given ZO a shot in his robo-kidney...would have toughened us up a bit. Imagine getting into a fight with Dalembert? He speaks broken English with that Haitain accent. That dude can't talk shit...he couldn't catch a box of tissues if you threw it at him either. If we lose to the Bobcats on Friday I might have to pick another team to root for this season. Closk your post didn't work right...get your game right

Closk said...

Here is the link from the post above....

http://www.wizznutzz.com/manutepix.html

jackbrizzity said...

I think O'Brien isn't doing much to help the situation with this lineup he's running. He jumps all over the place like . . . . uh, couldn't think of anything clever to write, but thats what KC does best, so I won't try.
ONE TEAM ONE CITY ONE DREAM!