Sunday, March 06, 2005

Moustache moments

9 comments:

KC said...

Worst Moments in Sports Involving a Mustache

1) Bill Buckner lets the ball slip through his legs during game 6 of the 1986 World Series

2) Mike Ditka and Rafael Palmero are chosen as national spokesmen for erectile disfuction drugs

3) Jeff Gillooly and Shawn Eckerd club Nancy Kerrigan in the leg prior to the 1992 Winter Olympics

4) Richard Jewel is falsely accused of bombing the Olympic Village during the 1996 Summer Olympics

5) Wild Bill Hickok is shot and killed while holding aces over eights in a game of poker

6) Rollie Fingers retires

7) Cleveland Indians manager Lou Brown suffers a heart attack before the pennant

8) Von Kaiser is TKO'd by Little Mac

9) Randy Johnson kills a pigeon with a fastball during a preseason game

10) Colonel Mustard is killed in the billards room with the candlestick by Professor Plum

Closk said...

Coyle, at least give me credit for my list. You posted it up under your own name. Brutal move.

Closk said...

Worst Moments in Sports Involving a Mustache

1) Bill Buckner lets the ball slip through his legs during game 6 of the 1986 World Series

2) Mike Ditka and Rafael Palmero are chosen as national spokesmen for erectile disfuction drugs

3) Jeff Gillooly and Shawn Eckerd club Nancy Kerrigan in the leg prior to the 1992 Winter Olympics

4) Richard Jewel is falsely accused of bombing the Olympic Village during the 1996 Summer Olympics

5) Wild Bill Hickok is shot and killed while holding aces over eights in a game of poker

6) Rollie Fingers retires

7) Cleveland Indians manager Lou Brown suffers a heart attack before the pennant

8) Von Kaiser is TKO'd by Little Mac

9) Randy Johnson kills a pigeon with a fastball during a preseason game

10) Colonel Mustard is killed in the billards room with the candlestick by Professor Plum

KC said...

Sorry closk I was having trouble putting it up there...my bad. I wouldn't try to take credit for your post

GallagherRules said...

i hear Hitler was a horrible golfer

GallagherRules said...

scratch that, he was wonderful at tennis.

John Spartan said...

Damn Kevin...always stealing someone elses ideas. And gallagher what the hell does that mean? Hitler should be on that list because he destroyed that moustache up until about 2 weeks ago when I saw a guy in a suit rocking it on the train. The guy looked just like the smart gremlin in gremlins 2. The one who had glasses and could talk...You know the one I'm talking about. The Hitler stache is making a comeback.

Closk said...

I think Sargeant Slaughter stole Hitler's stash. What seaman do you think had the best moustache: Captain Morgan, Captain Hook, or Captain Crunch?

KC said...

sperm have moustaches?