Chris Weboooooooeerr

Once again Chris Webber is not sleeping tonight after yet another dismal performance as a Philadelphia 86er (If you don't get the 86er joke ask somebody who works in a restaurant). He drags that knee around like of of Qyntel Woods' pitbulls went to town on it. His facial expressions range from constipated to WHA HAPPENED? I actually am starting to feel bad for the guy to tell you the truth. He was treated like a golden god in Sacto, and now he comes to the city that hates you back. He looks shocked at the negativity that's surrounding him, and slipped out the back door last night when the press was ready to fire away at him. 8 points and 5 boards in 30 minutes of action. I am shocked he got 5 boards! Troy Murphy looked like Wilt Chamberlin last night, and Mike Dunleavy looked like a number 3 pick. You know things are bad when 2 white guys dominate. Negadelphians get ready to rumble because this isn't going to get any better. A.I. even said after the game, "things can only get worse." Not to mention he is subliminally taking shots at Webber in these post game press conferences. Have you noticed this? He is secretly breaking Weber down with comments about people on the team being "men" about the whole situation.
Iverson had five assists last night, but that number is moved to -7 because of his 12 turnovers. He was trying to do everything himself, and bringing Webber into the mix was supposed to end that gameplan. Wait a second...we don't even run an offense. I like when the lineup is McKie, Rogers, Korver, Jackson, and of course A.I. O'brien loves this lineup during crunch time. I also like to have 3 of the slowest players in the league (Aaron, Rodney, and Kyle), the unbelievable amount of shots that Jackson throws up, and 2 big men who don't play down low. Marc Jackson...love the Philly guy, but COME ON MAN! Do you have to shoot everytime the ball hits your hands? And those jumpers? Please play down low...please. The fans like when you scream like a fool when you shoot layups and grab rebounds. Rodney Rogers shouldn't have moved to the cheesesteak capital of the world either. His playing weight by next year? 342. Use some of that weight to mix it up a bit. Stop playing like the guy in the rec leagues who was awesome in high school, but is way too out of shape now to run or jump so you just resort to standing on the perimeter so you can shoot threes. I like O'brien as much as the next guy, but those 5 were the lineup when we were down to the Hotlanta Squawks with 3 minutes left in the game last Saturday.
So the questions continue to come flowing in, and the haters will always hate. HATE HATE HATE. Will we make the playoffs? Hopefully...will the Cavs? Most likely...at least we can still watch Lebron James when the regular season is over.