Thursday, July 14, 2005

You're staring at the sun...You're staring at the sea...your body's over me

WEST HARTFORD, Conn. - An expert in eating disorders collapsed in a supermarket after inhaling propellant from whipped cream cans, according to police. Lisa G. Berzins, a prominent psychologist who has been on national television and radio shows and in newspaper articles, was arrested on a warrant Friday charging her in the May 29 incident, The Hartford Courant reported. Berzins, 49, has a practice in West Hartford. She has written and lectured on eating disorders, female development, sex roles and self-esteem, according a speaker's biography from the American Psychological Association. According to the arrest warrant affidavit, West Hartford police responded to the Farmington Avenue Stop & Shop and found Berzins lying on the floor and bleeding from her head. Berzins, the affidavit says, told police she did not know what happened. Police interviewed witnesses and collected evidence, then determined that Berzins apparently inhaled from three cans of whipped cream containing nitrous oxide, known as laughing gas, the affidavit says. (From

Yes this is a bizarre occurence, but it makes complete sense. This woman is a psychologist who deals with patients with severe self esteem issues. Of course it's sounds horrible when you see it in print. The headline practically reads: Prominent Psychologist does Whippets in Public and PAYS for it! Yes this act is totally uncalled for, and she is being punished for her actions through the media's coverage. Anyone who deals with people with issues such as these needs to have experienced in same way or form in their own life. Maybe she had an eating disorder at one point. The point is is that someone who deals with self esteem issues must have some of their own in order to help those with the same inadequicies. This woman obviously still has some problems if she is huffing Reddi-Whip at convenience stores, passing out and splitting hear head open. She has some of her own demons lurking in the shadows making it easier to see her patient's demons. It goes along the lines with a cop being able to indentify certain things that only someone who has experienced them can do so. A cop who used to use certain drugs and knows the process of obtaining them is going to be much better than a cop with a clean slate. An alcoholic is always an alcoholic. An addict is always an addict. This psychologist is successful because she still has that larceny in her. She knows how the mind of someone with no self control works because she struggles with self control too. I would rather someone with their own self esteem issues to help me with mine. Someone needs to fade out of the blue and into the black to help themselves back into that blue again. (Thanks Neil Young).


If your movie has Luke Perry in it you need to blur his face:

Should read: I love cocaine:

Doesn't look like there is much JOY:



KC said...


halcyon67 said...

Hahaha, Nice picture, KC.

I think the psychologist maybe needed a break after dealing with all of those patients. Those must be some gross sights that psychologist saw. She probably developed a variatio of PTSD.

John Spartan said...

What are those lyrics from in your title?

KC said...

Those are some TV on the Radio lyrics...a band that you didn't give any time too

Kat said...

She must have wanted to be caught, otherwise she could have bought the reddi-whip and taken it home with her.

madison's favorite son said...

wow. i had a hard time not reading ahead on that post. i was waiting for you to rip her. but you didn't. and that is good. i'm going into counseling psychology and want to help women who cheat. my friend said it is like putting a beer in front of an alcoholic. but like you said- who's better to help someone than one ho has been there.

jackbrizzity said...

Hippie Crack!!!!! Sweet The bitch fished out, big deal, get up and go get another can of cool whip.

Anonymous said...

using a whippet up in your hindquarters actually makes butterflies fly out of your mouth and piss at the same time