Sunday, November 05, 2006

Hold your heart courageously as we walk into this dark place

Things you should never be ashamed of:

Being white and blasting Public Enemy from your '93 Mercury Sable

Wearing high black socks with shorts

Sharting

Listening to whatever you want, even if it's the Cheetah Girls

Not being obsessed with the Jersey shore in the summer if you are from Philadelphia

Not having more than 3 friends

Dressing up for Halloween no matter how old you are

Twirling your tissue into a cone and putting it up your nostril to remove a sharp booger

Reading the Comics section in the newspaper

Pooping at work

Riding your bike with a helmet

Eating something greasy

Going to the movies by yourself

Not watching shows like Seinfeld, 24, Lost, Sopranos, Dancing With the Stars, and anything else that people constantly talk about and say, "OH MY GOD YOU NEVER WATCH THAT SHOW! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!"

Drawing pictures of robots for fun

Being Single

Driving a shitty automobile

Practicing dance moves like the Crip Walk or the Carlton

Your family and friends

Just Feel Like Showing Some Love For Things I Love:










5 comments:

elle_rigby said...

I tend not to be ashamed of things I probably should be ashamed about. Like telling a random man at Plough that if he touched me I'd freak out. Or ordering a Sprite, no alcohol, at a bar.

KC said...

I am going to try and order a glass of skim milk at the bar now.

J. said...

i think this "being sober" thing might catch on. i'm ordering chocolate milk at the bar.

elle_rigby said...

I thought you guys were cool and original...

J. said...

not cool.
nothing is original
brand new ....its already been done