Being white and blasting Public Enemy from your '93 Mercury Sable
Wearing high black socks with shorts
Sharting
Listening to whatever you want, even if it's the Cheetah Girls
Not being obsessed with the Jersey shore in the summer if you are from Philadelphia
Not having more than 3 friends
Dressing up for Halloween no matter how old you are
Twirling your tissue into a cone and putting it up your nostril to remove a sharp booger
Reading the Comics section in the newspaper
Pooping at work
Riding your bike with a helmet
Eating something greasy
Going to the movies by yourself
Not watching shows like Seinfeld, 24, Lost, Sopranos, Dancing With the Stars, and anything else that people constantly talk about and say, "OH MY GOD YOU NEVER WATCH THAT SHOW! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!"
Drawing pictures of robots for fun
Being Single
Driving a shitty automobile
Practicing dance moves like the Crip Walk or the Carlton
Your family and friends
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